Sip Something Better

Skip the hangover—not the celebration.

“I didn’t quit drinking because of some dramatic moment—I just wanted to feel better.”

— Joanna Johnsen

When alcohol left me inflamed and sugary mocktails gave me brain fog, I started mixing protein into sparkling drinks I actually felt good about. That’s how the Proteini was born.

Now you can sip your way to joy, clarity, and clean energy—without the crash.

Cover of a book titled 'Proteini Hour' featuring a refreshing pink drink garnished with a mint leaf, with slices of watermelon in the background.

What You Get:

The Proteini Mocktails eBook ($19.99 value) includes:

10 collagen-powered mocktail recipes

  • Crowd favorites like the The Watermelon Mojito, Sangria, and Pink No. 1

  • Clean, alcohol-free alternatives with fizz, flavor, and function

  • Hosting tips for your own Proteini Hour

  • Joanna’s story + serving suggestions

  • A glass of watermelon mocktail garnished with mint leaves, surrounded by slices of fresh watermelon on a white surface.

    Watermelon Mojito

  • A cocktail mocktail in a martini glass with apple slices garnishing the rim, filled with a clear, fizzy beverage, surrounded by whole and sliced apples on a white marble surface.

    The Orchard Proteini

  • Cocktail mocktail in a martini glass garnished with an orange slice, with two orange slices on a white marble surface.

    Golden Hour

  • A pink cocktail garnished with a strawberry, surrounded by fresh strawberries on a wooden board.

    Blush Bloom Proteini

  • Cocktail in a glass garnished with blueberries and edible flowers.

    Midnight Bloom Proteini

Why Protein in a Mocktail?

Pink Proteini Mocktail being poured into a martini glass, surrounded by fresh strawberries on a white surface.

Stay full, not foggy. Protein curbs cravings and keeps you satisfied—no empty calories or next-day regret.

  1. Clear head, steady mood. While some alcohol brands claim “clean drinking”, most still leave you foggy and depleted.

  2. No fake wellness claims. This isn’t “less bad” alcohol—it’s a whole new ritual that actually supports your body by replacing alcohol with protein.

  3. All the celebration, none of the crash. No sugar bombs. No fake flavoring. Just thoughtful ingredients and clean energy.

  4. Wake up feeling refreshed, not wrecked. Raise a glass without spiraling into brain fog, bloating, or burnout.

A top-down view of a glass of watermelon mocktail garnished with mint leaves, surrounded by watermelon slices and fresh mint leaves on a white marble surface.
A glass of watermelon-flavored mocktail garnished with mint leaves, with watermelon slices in the background, on a white marble surface.

A Toast to You—Your Free eBook Is One Scoop Away

You can buy the eBook for $19.99.
Or get it free when you order a bag of our Gourmet Vanilla Protein Powder—the exact protein used in every recipe.